All Men Are Pigs

Welcome to Santa Locura, where the sun shines bright and the love interests have more baggage than a lost luggage department. As the protagonist, you’ll find yourself in the midst of a queer and raunchy adult comedy, working away your summer in the tropical paradise of The Inqueersition bar.

But beware, the men you encounter all seem to have a dealbreaker hidden away. Will you uncover their secrets and find true love, or will you end up heartbroken and questioning your choices?

Meet Max, the fresh-faced newcomer to the island, eager for a fresh start. With his charm and optimism, he’s ready to take on whatever Santa Locura throws his way. But will his penchant for wrong decisions lead him astray, or will he finally find the man of his dreams?

MAX:  Max just moved to the island looking for a chance at a fresh start. He has NO idea what’s in store for him. But he’s young, he’s cute and life usually works out just fine for those kind of people.

Unless they make the wrong choice every single time.

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